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This people, is what God used to make this pathetic world. This... Is MineCraft. It's a Java based game that is mainly about digging blocks and building underground bases, homes, shelters, you call it! You have a variety of different blocks to choose from, Gold, Stone, Iron, Cloth (red, blue, green etc... Blocks), and even fucking OBSIDIAN! Can it get cooler than that? Yeah, other than building underground, you can even breathe air WITHOUT wasting MY oxygen in real life! It's a win-win deal! By you not wasting your life on sports and risking your body to wear and tear, and thus use less of my oxygen, you can play a heavenly game which isn't filled to the balls with bugs like other retail 60$ games. This game is for free, be it still in Alpha stage and kicking so much ass, I place it on my list of ass-kickery under Stranded 2.
Think of it as redundant? Redundant my ass when you can play it multiplayer, online and fucking chat and co-op building, even leaving the Taj Mahal in your has-been box!
Boring? Well try Survival mode! In this mode, you have a set amount of hearts, or lives, and you have to basically survive (no shit?) from the many creatures and monsters, be it Skeletons, fucking green suicidal cunts, or Pigs (no, not the cops, similar, ain't it? =) ) You can even regain health by killing sheep or pigs, and even picking mushrooms up and eating by digging into certain caves.
Got wet? Well, I'll stop here and give you the link all ready: www.minecraft.net
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Pre-Source (CS 1.6 used) Mapping
I'm so lazy that I can't be assed to write a guide right now, so I'm just going ahead and post a link to SuperJer's amazing and simple guide on how to rape people, and map.
http://www.superjer.com/learn.php
I dunno if my brain lagged during learning or something, but I didn't notice a guide on there on how to make a "hole" in the wall for shooting purposes. Firstly, create an object and then place it on the part you wish to "carve".
Think of it as proctoring a fucking hole in your house's wall, you don't want that hot apple pie of yours to get raped by cement and sawdust now, do you? Didn't think so. Thus, "proctor" the part you want to remove by placing an object in that place and then press enter to place the object. After that, you just right-click and choose carve. And to our, yes our, fucking relief, you then move the said object away using the Selection tool and ta-fucking-da, you have a god damn hole in your god forsaken wall! FUCKING AMAZING! You deserve a diarrhea facial for this achievement! Fucker.
http://www.superjer.com/learn.php
I dunno if my brain lagged during learning or something, but I didn't notice a guide on there on how to make a "hole" in the wall for shooting purposes. Firstly, create an object and then place it on the part you wish to "carve".
Think of it as proctoring a fucking hole in your house's wall, you don't want that hot apple pie of yours to get raped by cement and sawdust now, do you? Didn't think so. Thus, "proctor" the part you want to remove by placing an object in that place and then press enter to place the object. After that, you just right-click and choose carve. And to our, yes our, fucking relief, you then move the said object away using the Selection tool and ta-fucking-da, you have a god damn hole in your god forsaken wall! FUCKING AMAZING! You deserve a diarrhea facial for this achievement! Fucker.
Meh...
Just found an available web address after around 10 tries, so I'm a bit fucking pissed off right now. But yeah.
I'm an Anarchist son of a bitch that actually has some idea what Anarchy is, unlike those sad sods that rape my brains using the Anarchy symbol as some sort of 'cool' symbol with no other purpose other than either liking bands like Children of Bodom or Oi Polloi... Now my hairy left nut is being sucked by them, yet my right nut is still free of that corrosive shit.
So yeah, lemme wake you unaware retards that are reading this right now by some quotes/lines...
- Taxation is how the sheep are shorn.
- Anarchism is the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to priests, politicians, and generals.
- "Forget the prophets and your preachers, all you learned at school, the lies that they feed your fucking mind, don't be fucking blind, when your born you are a number you are just like cattle and for your rights and freedom its a never ending battle. Those who are in power will make sure you never are, they'll bug your phone, track you down make sure you don't get far.
They'll teach you to bow to priests for they are men of god and from day one what they ask of you to just sit there and nod, they'll hit you up for money the first chance that they get, so buy your seat in heaven or in hell you will be spent." - Cheap Sex - Smash Your Symbols
- "The word "Democracy" is Greek in origin. "Demo" meaning "people", and "Kratos" meaning "to rule"; democracy is a term which means that the people rule themselves. Not one person set above all (monarchy), not one group or party for themselves over others (oligarchy), but literally the people ruling themselves, not set above or below one another--- all for one and one for all, so to speak. Governments said to have "democratic character" claim to aspire to this state of affairs and seek to achieve it by employing means which are, both in theory and practice, antithetical to and destructive of this goal." - Anarchy.net
To understand more, check www.Anarchy.net and believe that there's an alternative to this bullshit we live in.
I'm an Anarchist son of a bitch that actually has some idea what Anarchy is, unlike those sad sods that rape my brains using the Anarchy symbol as some sort of 'cool' symbol with no other purpose other than either liking bands like Children of Bodom or Oi Polloi... Now my hairy left nut is being sucked by them, yet my right nut is still free of that corrosive shit.
So yeah, lemme wake you unaware retards that are reading this right now by some quotes/lines...
- Taxation is how the sheep are shorn.
- Anarchism is the hardheaded realization, based on five thousand years of experience, that we cannot entrust the management of our lives to priests, politicians, and generals.
- "Forget the prophets and your preachers, all you learned at school, the lies that they feed your fucking mind, don't be fucking blind, when your born you are a number you are just like cattle and for your rights and freedom its a never ending battle. Those who are in power will make sure you never are, they'll bug your phone, track you down make sure you don't get far.
They'll teach you to bow to priests for they are men of god and from day one what they ask of you to just sit there and nod, they'll hit you up for money the first chance that they get, so buy your seat in heaven or in hell you will be spent." - Cheap Sex - Smash Your Symbols
- "The word "Democracy" is Greek in origin. "Demo" meaning "people", and "Kratos" meaning "to rule"; democracy is a term which means that the people rule themselves. Not one person set above all (monarchy), not one group or party for themselves over others (oligarchy), but literally the people ruling themselves, not set above or below one another--- all for one and one for all, so to speak. Governments said to have "democratic character" claim to aspire to this state of affairs and seek to achieve it by employing means which are, both in theory and practice, antithetical to and destructive of this goal." - Anarchy.net
To understand more, check www.Anarchy.net and believe that there's an alternative to this bullshit we live in.
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